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How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside? A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets
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How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside? A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets
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How can you spot a lawyer or politician walking down the street? He will have his hands in someone else’s pockets.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
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What’s wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.
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Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach? Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.
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If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? Shoot the lawyer twice.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
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What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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